From "The Tale of the Not-So-Nice Dragon"
(Austin and Tasha)

Pablo:
These muffins may be small, but these heroes are mighty!
Tyrone:
This goblin that can grab, and this fairy that's flighty.
Uniqua:
And let us not forget this big dragon that's swell!
Tyrone:
The one that we have known since his days in a shell!
Pablo:
They all had a quest, and it sure was a tough one.
Uniqua:
But they got it done, so it's time for a muffin!

All: Mini-muffins for major heroes! They went on a quest and accomplished their goals. Mini-muffins for major heroes! Small baked goods for big great souls!

Austin:
This challenge sure was tough, but we knew we could do it.
Tasha:
That's not quite true, but at least we got through it!
Austin:
Okay, we were scared, yeah. I guess we were frightened.
Tasha:
But then we stayed calm when the tensions were heightened!
Pablo:
They came to the cave and faced off the dragon.
Uniqua:
They came out to prevail, and that's why they're braggin'!

All: Mini-muffins for major heroes! They went on a quest and accomplished their goals. Mini-muffins for major heroes! Small baked goods for great big souls!

Austin:
I've always prefered a smaller muffin. Something about them just feels so right!
Tasha:
It just takes two fingers to hold it, and you can down it in just one bite! I sure would like to share this muffin with you, but half a mini-muffin would be tough.
Austin:
Don't worry, my dear. I've got some others right here!
Tasha and Austin:
Oh, thank goodness we made enough!

All:
Mini-muffins for major heroes! Muffins are great, and better than rolls! Mini-muffins for major heroes! Small baked goods for big great souls!