An Awesomely Bad Time

Posted on | Tuesday, October 5, 2010 | No Comments


From "The Swamp Creature"

We’re squishing through mud, it’s up to our knees
It’s sticky and hot, the flies have got fleas
The darkness is falling, I’m covered in slime
We’re having a really bad, really sincerely bad, awesomely bad, bad time!
The creature we sought is nowhere in sight
I can’t get a picture, I’m losing the light
The mud in trousers is starting to climb
We’re having a really bad, really sincerely bad, awesomely bad, bad time!
It’s not just sort of a bummer
It’s not just a bump in the road
It’s the yuckiest day of my life so far
And I think I just stepped on a toad!
Ewww!
Yuck!
Mud!
Uck!
Crud!
Gross!
Slime!
We’re having a really bad time! We’re having a really bad, very sincerely bad...
Way stinky bad...
Awesomely...
Awesomely...
Bad...
Bad...
Time!

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The Totally Awesome Swamp Adventure

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From "The Swamp Creature"
 
There is nothing...
Nothing...
Quite as awesome...
Awesome...
As a swamp!
Full of lily pads and bugs and mud
There is nothing...
Nothing...
Quite as awesome...
Awesome...
As a swamp!
Full of flowers, trees and slime...and crud!
Animals like manatees, lizards, fish and frogs
Rare and awesome orchids growing out of rotten logs
There is nothing...
Nothing...
Quite as awesome...
Awesome...
As the totally...
Totally...
Awesome...
Awesome...
Swamp adventure!
Yes, the totally...
Totally...
Awesome...
Awesome...
Swamp adventure!
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome!

The Totally Awesome Swamp Adventure [Part II]
There is nothing...
Nothing...
As amazing...
Amazing...
As this tour!
It’s the most amazing tour on earth!
There has never...
Never...
Been a trip like...
Trip like...
This before!
Plus it’s free and you get your moneys worth!
Dragonflies and lily pads, fascinating muck, we are expert tour guides
And we probably won’t get stuck
On the totally...
Totally...
Awesome...
Awesome...
Yes, the totally...
Totally...
Awesome...
Awesome...
Swamp adventure!
There is nothing...
Nothing...
Quite as mossy...
Mossy...
As the trees!
Gently swaying in their swampy way!
There is nothing...
Nothing...
Quite stinky...
Stinky...
As the breeze!
What’s that odor?
It’s the smell of decay
If you think that stinky stuff is sorta gross and icky
We will change your mind out in the ol' Ikefenikee!
There is nothing...
Nothing...
Quite as awesome...
Awesome...
As the totally...
Totally...
Awesome...
Awesome...
Swamp adventure!
Yes, the totally...
Totally...
Awesome...
Awesome...
Swamp adventure!
Awesome...
Awesome...
Awesome...
Awesome...

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The Fleeting Phantom Figure in the Garden

Posted on | Sunday, October 3, 2010 | No Comments

From "Whodunit"
 
Those footsteps, I hear them
They’re close now, we’re near them
Who made them?
I’m willing to bet it’s that villain!
We’ll chase him, we’ll trail him, pursue him, and tail him
He’s probably a jewel thief, so probably, they’ll jail him
That fleeting phantom figure in the garden
That villain creeping secretly along
He’s making phantom footsteps in the garden
We’ll catch him by the time we end this song
This garden is foggy and gloomy and soggy
The perfect location for a villain to escape in
He thinks he’ll evade me, he thinks he’s outplayed me
He’s sneaky and stealthy, but not mentally healthy
My instinct is brilliant, I’m quick and resilient
The culprit will find he’s no match for my super-brainy,
great detective, mystery solving mind!
That fleeting phantom figure in the garden
He thinks he can escape me, but I’m fast
Oh, bad guy making footsteps in the garden...
The great detective collars you at last!

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Aha!

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From "Whodunit"

When something strange happens, and no one knows why
You need a great detective, and I’m that guy
When someone did a crime, but you don’t know who
You call a great detective to find out who for you
Who solves the mysteries? Who finds out?
Me, the great detective! And when I do I shout
Aha! When I find a clue
Aha! That’s just what I do
Aha! That’s the word I yell
Yes, I’m the great detective, and here’s how you can tell, aha!
Got a mystery on your hands? On your feet or on your head?
Well, don’t just stand there, call me instead
With my great detective hat, and my great detective mind,
And my magnifying glass, there’s no answer I can’t find
The why, the what, the when, where, who
I’ll answer every riddle, I’ll follow every clue
Aha! That’s just what I’ll say
Aha! When I’ve saved the day
Aha! In a British voice
You need a great detective, I’m your number one choice
Aha! Aha! Aha! Ahaaaaaa!

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Whodunit?

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From "Whodunit"
 
Whodunit? We’re gonna find out, gonna find out what the mystery’s about
Whodunit? We’ll finally see, finally see who the scoundrel could be
Who stole the jewels and snuck away?
The answer’s at the end of this passageway
This passageway leading who knows where?
One thing I’m sure of, The villain’s in there!
Whodunit? Who’s that evil bloke? That evil bloke in a muffler and a cloak?
Whodunit? Who’s the cad? That thieving cad, who’s mysteriously bad
The nasty, muffled bandit whose footsteps loudly tap,
He’s in this secret hallway, we’ve almost got him trapped
The nasty bandit, the one who likes to lurk
Who took up stealing instead of honest work!
First, the footsteps and the figure in the night
Then the lights went out, and the jewelry got swiped!
And the chase through the garden and the door in the wall
Now we’re apprehending the one who done it all!
Whodunit? We’re gonna reveal, gonna reveal who likes to steal!
Whodunit? We’ll wonder no more! ‘Cause the evil one who done it is right behind this door!

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I Know a Spell

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From "A Giant Problem"

We'll try every spell, every spell, every spell and it'll be swell
If the spell works well, yeah we'll try every spell that we know
I know a spell called the Change-a-Roo
And what exactly does it do?
Changes the giant into something new
Something new, so-omething new...changes the giant into something new
Change-a-Roo, your shape you don't keep
Change-a-Roo...
The giant is a...sheep!
I know a spell to help us here
What does it do? I'm not clear
It'll make the giant disappear
Disappear, di-iss-appear...it'll make the giant disappear
Disappear, and don't come back tonight
Disappear, the giants out of...sight!
I know a spell!
Well, what is it?
It'll make the giant go away
Go away, go-o a-way...it'll make the giant go away
Go away, we bid you a good, go away, off to someplace...new!

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On Top of the World

Posted on | Saturday, October 2, 2010 | No Comments

From "A Giant Problem"

My name is Uniqua, I'm the kingdom's queen, I'm the biggest queen that you've ever seen
I used to be grumpy, all tired and mean, but now I feel happy and groovy and keen
I'm on top of the world!
On top of the world...
I feel better then I've ever felt before
The rest: She's on top of the world!
On top of the world...
First there was one giant and now there are four
We are the wizards and we feel okay, now that our magic wands do what we say
We got the magic spell right and saved the day, and now we get to romp and stomp and play
We're on top of the world!
On top of the world...
We feel better then we've ever felt before
They're on top of world!
On top of the world...
First there was one giant and now there are four
I'm Tasha the Giant and I'm not alone, every since the wizards and the queen have grown
They're the nicest folks that I've ever known, now I have three friends that I can call my own
I'm on top of the world!
On top of the world...
I feel better then I've ever felt before
She's on top of the world!
On top of the world...
First there was one giant and now there are four
On top of the world, on top of the world, we're on top of the world, on top of the world!

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