Trash Day

Posted on | Sunday, October 10, 2010 | No Comments

From "Garbage Trek"

Trash day...
It's trash day...
It's time to take the trash out
Trash day...everybody come on!
It's trash day...
Take out the trash...
It's that time of the week, so check out our technique
Take out the trash...
Come on!
Put your can out by the curb, our trash collecting is superb
Take out the trash...
Uh-huh!
Trash day...
It's trash day...
It's time to take the trash out
Trash day...everybody come on!
It's trash day...
Take out the trash...
If you've got stuff to throw away...
We're coming to your planet!
And may we please remind you...
Don't forget to garbage can it!
Trash day...
It's trash day...
Take...
...out...
...the...
 ...trash!

The Garbage Funk

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From "Garbage Trek"

Hey, what that funk?
What funk?
That garbage funk!
What? I said, hey, what that funk?
What funk?
That garbage funk!
Oh!...I like that funk, that garbage funk
I like that funk, that garbage funk
We both...
Both...
Like that garbage funk!
Yum-yum-yum!
Maybe you can tell that we like that smelly smell
Garbage...
Need garbage. Garbage makes ship go.
Har-har-har-har-har-har!
Hey, what that funk?
What funk?
That garbage funk!
What? I said, hey, what that funk?
What funk?
That garbage funk!
Oh!
Hey, what that funk?
What funk?
That garbage funk!
What? I said, hey, what that funk?
What funk?
That garbage funk!

Intergalactic Garbage Trek

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From "Garbage Trek"

We're on a space...
Garbage trek!
In our space...
Garbage truck!
Got a lotta space...
Garbage trekkin' to do!
On our space...
Garbage trek!
We'll do our space...
Garbage trick!
We'll collect the trash and
Garbage litter, too!
We're on a...
Garbage trek, garbage trek!
An intergalactic...
Garbage trek!
Garbage trek...
Garbage trek!
C'mon!
Bag it up and put a lid on it!
She's an intergalactic, super fantastic, trash-collecting, garbage lady!
Garbage lady? Uh-uh! I am captain of interplanetary waste management!
She's an intergalactic, super fantastic, captain of waste management!
That's right! Wherever garbage needs to be picked up, we will be there at zip speed!
We're on a...
Garbage trek, garbage trek!
An intergalactic...
Garbage trek!
Garbage trek...
Garbage trek, c'mon!
I'm Captain of the ship...on this trash-collecting trip. Crewmen, to your stations...take your place.
I'm Ensign Austin...and I am here with my electronic gear to find the garbage to be picked up out in space.
Uniqua is my name and navigation is my game. And I will drive this mighty starship...every place.
Garbage trek...
Garbage trek!
An intergalactic...
Garbage trek!
Garbage trek...
Garbage trek, c'mon!

You Can Do It

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From "Garbage Trek"

You're the finest crew there is in all of outer space
You've got more trash experience than the whole human race
We've been a crew together forever and a day
And I'm you're starship captain, so listen when I say
You can do it, no reason not to try, you can do it, I'm here to tell you why
When the job seems much, much, much too tough, try it, you can't try enough
You can do it!
That entire planet is made all out of trash
If we overfill the ship, there's a chance we could crash
I know you probably think that, it seems that there's no way
But here me when I tell you today is our big day!
I think I can, I think I can, I'm gonna stay on track 'til every scrap of garbage is stuffed inside the back
'Atta girl, 'atta girl, I know you'll do your best, to get the garbage dumped and get it all compressed
We can do it...
No reason not to try
We can do it...
We're really gonna try
There's no job that is too rough or tough, we got the right collector stuff
We can do it!

The Sheriff Makes it Right

Posted on | Wednesday, October 6, 2010 | No Comments

From "Blazing Paddles"
(Uniqua solo)

Howdy, howdy! Just holler day or night
Howdy, howdy! The sheriff makes it right! Yeah, the sheriff makes it right!
If the O.K. Corral ain't doin' so okay, if your buckin' bronco's gone and run away
If there is an outlaw lurkin' in the prairie, just call up the sheriff and I'll nab that dirty Harry
All robbers I can stop, all bandits I can wrangle
My horse goes clip-clip-clop, and my spurs, they jingle-jangle
I'm quick on the draw, the fastest in the West
I always keep the law, that's why this star is on my vest
Howdy, howdy! Just holler day or night
Howdy, howdy! The sheriff makes it right! Yeah, the sheriff makes it right!
Yeah, the sheriff makes it right!



[Reprise]
(All)
Uniqua:

If there is a ruckus down in the ol' saloon, if some kind of trouble has ruined your afternoon
Tyrone:

If the ping-pong bandit
Austin:

Has robbed your ping-pong paddle
Tasha:

There's no need to worry
All:

With the sheriff in the saddle!
Pablo:

Her backhand's really fierce, her serve is really blazin'
Her footwork is superb, the sheriff is amazin'
Uniqua:

When the ball comes my way, I'll give it a big, big whack
Austin:

She always saves the day-ay-ay
Tasha, Austin, and Tyrone:

And gets our paddles back
All:

Howdy, howdy!
Uniqua:

Just holler day or night
All:

Howdy, howdy! The sheriff makes it right! Yeah, the sheriff makes it right!

I Must Be Ready

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From "Blazing Paddles"
(Uniqua solo)

Chorus
I must be ready to face that bandit, I must be ready, my friends demand it
My focus must be sharp, my paddle must be steady, but most of all, I must be ready!
Whack, whack, whack, goes my horse's tail! Smack, smack, smack, I will prevail
Whap, whap, whap, I'm almost set...bap, bap, bap! I'm not ready yet, I'm not ready yet!
(Repeat Chorus)
Wham, wham, wham, I need more practice! Slam, slam, slam, so I'll use this cactus
Go, go, go, I'll work and sweat...no, no, no! I'm not ready yet, I'm not ready yet!
It looks like a storm's a coming. It's not a regular storm, it's a hailstorm!
(Repeat Chorus)
Rat, tat, tat, I'm getting stronger! Now take that, won't be much longer
Boom, boom, boom and pow, pow, pow! Tarnations, I'm ready now, I'm ready now!
So now I'm ready to face that bandit, so now I'm ready, just like I planned it
My focus is so sharp, my paddle is so steady, but most of all, I'm truly ready, I'm truly ready!

He`s Green

Posted on | Tuesday, October 5, 2010 | No Comments

 
From "The Swamp Creature"
 
He’s green
He’s green?
He’s green! He’s the color of a fresh string bean
He’s green
He’s green?
He’s green! And he doesn’t keep his fingernails clean
He moves real slow and one thing I know...is he’s green
Tell me something else about the creature of the swamp
What kind of something?
Does he tiptoe? Does he stomp?
He doesn’t do either, he kinda sorta sloshes
And even when it’s raining, he never wears galoshes and he’s green!
He’s green?
He’s green! And he’s rarely ever seen
He’s green
He’s green?
He’s green! And his hair his not pristine
He lives all alone and he has no phone...and he’s green!
Does he have a pet?
A dragonfly named Spot
Where does he sleep?
In a cave on a cot
Does he have long hair?
Yup, long and thick
What’s his favorite food?
S'mores on a stick
And he’s green!
He’s green!
He’s green! And his feet are size 15
He’s green!
He’s green!
He’s green! And he drinks from a green canteen
He’s kinda shy, that swamp creature guy...and he’s green!
Did we mention that he’s green?
Yes you did.
Well, he’s green!

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